21 Ways You Know You’re A College Student

1.  Work and alcohol are the ideal combination for productivity.way1

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If you make it through the day having accomplished something, its a win.

2. When something breaks, you have no idea how to fix it.way2

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Duct tape is your savior.

3. You can’t put a meal together with the contents from your fridge.way3

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If you have a fridge its probably filled with alcohol and chasers.

4.  This is what your grocery cart looks like:way4

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5. You aren’t able to lead a healthy life style.way5

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6. You have no idea where your money goes. way6

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7. Which means by the time its payday or allowance-day, you’re buying food using spare change…way7

 

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It’s not embarrassing, it’s college. 

8. This doesn’t prevent you from having an iphone, expensive headphones, and designer hand bags though.way8

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#priorities 

9. Not only do you make bad relationship mistakes, but you also deal with them terribly.way9

 

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10. Your severe inability to plan ahead often causes you to spend lots of time doing nothing.way10

 

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Or watching Netflix.

11. Panicking because you procrastinated too much and now you have way too many things to do on your to-do-list.way11

 

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Where do I start?

12.  Getting up in the morning (or afternoon) is the worst thing in the world.way12

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When you are home, your parents judge you for laying in bed all day.

13. The time you thought having a plant in your room it died.way13

 

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Good thing your parents didn’t allow you to get a pet cat…

14. Any minor injuries cause you major concerns.way14

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Webmd only perpetuates this, claiming cancer and disease is the only explanation of your symptoms.

15. At least 40% of what you hear in class is a mystery to you.way15

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More like 80%…

16. You don’t know about politics or current events, and you have no idea why you should.way16

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You only know that you don’t know and that you probably should.

17. Going out on Monday is the norm.way17

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You always know which bar you’re going to on “manic monday”, “tequila tuesday”, “wine wednesday”… etc.

18. Somehow you’re always feeling like death on Tuesday morning?way18

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That is why.

19. You never have clean laundry.way19

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You only do laundry once, mid-semester.

20. The library is your second home.sleepinginlibraryGWU

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21. Important paperwork that runs your life confuses you.way21

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So you call mommy to explain.